But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Randomize
