I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
do herpes really smell.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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