I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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