Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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