office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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