the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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