We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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