so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
