I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
