Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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