But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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