The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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