Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was born a porn star she said
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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