I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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