you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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