belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
where am i from again
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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