I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
