? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Randomize
