what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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