in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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