I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
How external is "for external use only"?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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