I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
