I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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