I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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