when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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