Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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