This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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