If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Randomize
