So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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