have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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