the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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