if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there was a trapeze. enough said
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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