Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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