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apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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