Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
you made out with another girl for some wings
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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