I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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