did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize