So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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