The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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