I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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