i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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