eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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