I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
only you would photoshop your dick
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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