dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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