Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm always down for nudity.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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