I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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