yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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