so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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