I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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