when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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