I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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