so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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