dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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