Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
