if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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